June snorts eight times a day...and other things you don't need to know

There are certain things that I find out in my life that I just don't need to know. I do love my little buddies, especially when they snort. And talk about other awkward turtle things. If you don't understand the awkward turtle, you are too young and too awkward to understand. Obviously.

And I have a crush on everyone and the table I am currently sitting at. Except the cat. That is awkward.